Magic Splash(my OC) takes the Twilight scepter points it at the purple pegasus in the red dress and says,"Get the BUCK away from Derpy and leave her ALONE!" Then shoots a rainbow out of it and says, "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER-BUCKER!" Making the purple pony disentigrate.
Rainy, just beat the shit out of Pierce... Poor Brolly, your not worthless bro. Prissy little teens, go fuck off with your damn ugly dresses. Billy, billy, billy, your grandma can beat up the pony in HER sleep while you need your little coltfriends. Surprise, your totally right. AND ONWARD FIREFLY, FIX THIS FREAKING MESS!